Friday, February 11, 2011

…and all I got you were deez nuts


Feeling squirrely since you still don't have a card or a gift for your Valentine? Not a problem, make your sweet heart a card, it's cheap and easy (much like me). Plus you have the extra added value of giving someone something "handmade." So if your wife complains that you never give her anything just tell her how you made this card with your own hands, you'll get some tail for sure.

To download one of deez nutty Valentine's just click here.

The card should be printed at 100% on letter sized (8.5 x 11) paper. Trim the card using the crop marks and fold in half. The final size is 4.25" x 5.5". I printed my sample on brown card stock to give it a little more XOXO. The cards will fit in a standard A2 (4-3/8" x 5-3/4"), however if you do not have an envelope handy you can refer to my Recycled Paper Envelope to create one.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

No grenades here!



Don't get into a "Situation" this V-day, have a card ready to go for your boo-boo. No need to waste valuable drinking money on a card, just download this awesome card by clicking here.

Shout out to my boo, Michele for designing a card with such good vibes (insert fist-pump here).

The card should be printed at 100% on letter sized (8.5 x 11) paper. Trim the card using the crop marks and fold in half. The final size is 4.25" x 5.5". I printed my sample on red card stock to give it a little more XOXO. The cards will fit in a standard A2 (4-3/8" x 5-3/4"), however if you do not have an envelope handy you can refer to my Recycled Paper Envelope to create one.

Crafting a Green World!


My bottle cap magnet tutorial was featured on Crafting a Green World today, yeah!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Mmmm…hearts & brains


Run for your life, it's Valentine's Day. Mmmmm…chocolates…mmmm…brains. Nothing is worse than an undead lover who is trying to eat your face off because you forgot to give them a Valentine's day card, so…load up that shot gun, stock up on perishables and click here to download a pdf of this horrific zombie Valentine's day card, it could just save your life!


The card should be printed at 100% on letter sized (8.5 x 11) paper. Trim the card using the crop marks and fold in half. The final size is 4.25" x 5.5". I printed my sample on mustard card stock to give it a little more undead lovin'. The cards will fit in a standard A2 (4-3/8" x 5-3/4"), however if you do not have an envelope handy you can refer to my Recycled Paper Envelope to create one.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Avast, Here lies me Valentine's card booty


Ahoy, ye don't need to be visitin' Davy Jones' Locker for ye matey's Valentine's Day card. Just download th' card above me click'n here.

" T' card should be printed at 100% on letter sized (8.5 x 11) paper. Trim t' card usin' t' crop marks and fold in half. T' final size be 4.25" x 5.5". I printed me sample on tan chipboard card stock t' give it a little more XOXO. T' cards will fit in a standard A2 (4-3/8" x 5-3/4"), however if you do not have an envelope handy you can refer t' me Recycled "Fancy Scallywag" Paper Envelope t' create one."

Monday, February 7, 2011

I Pity the Fool Who Doesn't View this Post!


Listen sucker, Valentine's Day is a week away! So my Valentine's gift to my few but loyal readers are free downloadable Valentine's Day cards all this week!

With no further ado, here is my first card freebie...it will definitely put you on the A-Team with your honey.

Click here to download a pdf of this card.

The card should be printed at 100% on letter sized (8.5 x 11) paper. Trim the card using the crop marks and fold in half. The final size is 4.25" x 5.5". I printed my sample on red card stock to give it a little more XOXO. The cards will fit in a standard A2 (4-3/8" x 5-3/4"), however if you do not have an envelope handy you can refer to my Recycled Paper Envelope to create one.