Will you help me with my Valentine?

Last year I posted a series of Valentine's Day cards that could be downloaded and printed to give to your loved ones. This year I would love to do the same thing but I need some help. Last years cards included pirates, zombies, squirrels and Mr. T....I know, I know, how in the hell can you top Mr. T? Well I have some crafty followers and I think it can be done!

So what I need are some good (and kind of stupid funny) Valentine's day card ideas. Please post a comment with your ideas. If the idea makes me laugh I will turn it into a downloadable card and post them the week of Valentine's day. Please keep in mind that I like raunchy however I would like to not be blatantly pornographic, be crafty I love some good innuendo.

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Leather Earring Tutorial

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Leather Earring Pattern Update

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